January 2011
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Maybe this is irrational
But I’m home alone (and for the most part I do enjoy some solitude every now and again) but I can’t shake the feeling that when I walk outside one of the mean neighbors is going to egg me in the face or laugh at my clothes or be generally unpleasant or maybe even kill me. I dunno.  So here is a threat, neighbors:  I have trained my Selma to bite you where the sun no longer shineth....
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http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1812020 →
Honest food prep instructions.
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Crushed, maybe, yeah
I made the mistake of facebook creeping my neighbor today.  His status was about how ugly the girls next door were. FIRST of all, for a girl whose self-esteem has always teetered on the edge of non-existence, you probably shouldn’t say things like that.  Not that you would know anything about my self-esteem, as you have made no effort to be friendly whatsoever. People who post mean things...
Jan 30th
The Sink
The grapes were just sitting there, pressed up against the cookie sheet in the basin I’d washed earlier that day.  Nothing was wrong with the bag they were in, nothing was wrong with the way they were sitting there. And I thought, “that’s now how Mom would’ve washed them.” After that I was sad, just because the grapes weren’t sitting like they used to sit at...
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“Cancer is so limited: It cannot cripple love; it cannot corrode faith; it cannot...”
– Unknown (via thingssheloves) (via calstr)
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Over my dead body
Someone told me and five other girls standing by me that we looked like the victims that Ted Bundy raped and killed. Said person ended the conversation with “hope I didn’t ruin your weekend!” Annnnddd thank you.
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ListenWhen I picture myself as a librarian, I always...
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Proverbs 30: 29-31 KJV
“There be three [things] which go well, yea, four are comely in going:   A lion [which is] strongest among beasts, and turneth not away for any; A greyhound; an he goat also; and a king, against whom [there is] no rising up.”
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